Promise is the best
She is kind of a hipster
but that is okay.
probably my mom - sometimes i feel like i don’t appreciate all that she does for herself in her job and for me as much as i should. maybe being her for a day would make me understand some of her logic. then again, if it doesn’t then i can be completely sure that she’s just batshit crazy.
i’m going to start posting one of these a day, to create a stronger sense of truth and reality to my page to make sure it doesn’t end up being a page full of funtastic images and nothing more.
#1: i like to buy shirts in small mens sizes and imagine that some time in the
near future i can let an actual guy borrow it when they need something to wear the next day.
- mom: YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT BIG BOOBS ARE. YOU DON'T HAVE ANY.