goodnight.
meow.
April 2011
im meowing incessantly
and i try to stop but it keeps coming back
WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME
bits of things from my headspace while eating burritos.
- Transexuals who are transitioning or “disguising” (for lack of better word) as girls should choose to use the mens restroom, because then it’s not bad if they leave the toilet seat up.
- students from NYU look so raggedy (and resembling of hipsters) because their tuition is so high that they don’t have any spare change for new clothes or tioletry products.
- spanish guys are not intentionally cocky — they just contain 2% of an attractive arrogance gene that comes with their birth certificate.
/done.
“I mean, people stopped masturbating to something not moving in like, 1993.”
—
a.k.a. when i was born. :) HEY HEY HEY/ well i thought it was interesting…
said by Donald Glover.
actual real-life legitimate overheard conversations of children in a burrito restaurant.
- GIRL: My friend should have her birthday on 12-12-12 because then we would all die on the same day, and that would be cool.
- BOY: I would hate to die the day before my birthday...
Michael Scott leaving the office
i teared up.
not gonna lie.
REBLOG: if you have a Unique name & type it down
1.) Raden
2.)Rosanna
Cheryn
Promise.
:)
my mother on seeing Shirley's husband (a.k.a. Cosby jr) after baby is born:
- mom: HE... HE SPERMED HER? HIM?
I just realized five minutes ago that I'm going to miss the shit out of you next year :(
CHLOEEEE <3 don’t say things like that yet.
we have a month left. we can has fun taim.
I DON’T WANNA THINK ABOUT GRADUATION YET ;;;__;;;
